Damn you Isapuffs..

So I've been assaulted lately by a rash of computer errors that I have decided to attribute to the Cosmos hating me having computers. Does this deter me? A little.. will it stop me? No. Cuz I miss my jerkoff friends in game and wanna get back into things. On an aside, Isa is absolutely evil for showing me links to GamerDNA. Lets see what I have running in my veins.








The Killer motto: "No enemy left standing!"

Description: It's the thrill of the kill. Trophies are okay, but that momentary rush attained from besting an opponent is what it's all about. People with high Killer scores prefer the player-versus-player aspect of any game more than anything offered by the environment. They relish the adrenaline and challenge of pitting themselves against real people. Not all Killers are gankers as some critics claim. While getting the jump on the unprepared for a quick kill is important fun for some Killers, many prefer group PvP and revel in a well executed team maneuver that blows away the opposing side.

Killer Socializers often seek out PvP in a game, but they are looking to socialize with and form alliances and teams with other players who are interested in doing the same. KS tend to seek out guilds or clans that organize formal PvP events, or work on group strategies and tactics.

The Support motto: "Together we stand; divided we fall (Behind every great soldier is great support)"
Description: The lifeblood of your team's Defensive and defensive efforts, you often serve the role of 'Johnny-on-the-spot' with supplies, healing respawn, or preventative defense measures. You're also the sniper protecting a critical resource or location...

The Turtle motto: "The mountain stands firm and yields to no aggressor"
Description: Given time at the beginning of a game, you will dig in and build the ultimate unassailable fortress. Playing against Rushers spoils the fun for you--so you look for those "no rush" games where possible. You enjoy watching your enemies impale themselves on your defenses, get lost in mazes of walls and blown up by your towers and other devious traps. Meanwhile back at the lab you are maxing out the tech tree and preparing that really big explosion that's your signature "I win" maneuver.

The Speed Demon motto: "It's hard to block what you can't see coming!"
Description: You are a swift and agile fighter. You rely on your deftness to keep out of harm's way. You prefer to stun your opponent with your speed, and destroy them with a thousand tiny cuts... cuts so fast that they don't even know they've been hit.

Its a brave new world.

With the culmination of patch 3.3 on us now, and the demise of Arthas taking place on servers all around the world, the news of the noble sacrifice to ensure the world of Azeroth is safe from the undead Scourge comes with a heavy heart...

Why is the heart heavy you ask? Is it all the grease from eating non-stop mana biscuits? No it isn't, and I'll have you know my biscuits pass the stringent standards of the MFDA... Anyhow.. back to what I was rambling about.

My heart is heavy over this sacrifice, because it wasn't needed. Why is a new Lich King needed? We're told its to keep the undead horde from running rampant over the world and laying waste to everything. Now, I'm not some big shot blizzard designer, adept at changing the lore at the drop of a hat. But isn't that ALL we've been doing in this expansion pack? Killing powerful Lieutenants of the Scourge?

The assault on Ice Crown Citadel can be called nothing less than a Flawless Victory, aside from the possible Joe Nameless Ashen Verdict Knight, or those two idiots who can't dodge spears during the Svalna Gauntlet, there were no real casualties in the attack.

Hell, the most casualties done during this whole war happened due to infighting of the factions. Once during the Wrathgate when Pultress turned to the Burning Legion, and the other when a bunch of hordies stupidly attacked a failed alliance assault that was retreating from the scourge, ending in the demise of BOTH armies. Good f'ing job guys.

So who is Bolvar saving us from? Those loser scrub ghouls in the Plaguelands? the same ones that have been held back by the Bulwark... a whole of 6 or 7 guards? If thats really the extent of the horrors he's saving us from, I'll take my chances with them running rampant only to die at the edge of Horde Steel. It's certainly a better option than what could happen down the road.

Personally... I think the Lich King broke him before we got there. And Bolvar Lichking sees that he's going to have to AGAIN bide his time rebuilding an army needed to take on the light. So he'll play nice, waiting for the Horde and Alliance to again turn on each other like rabid dogs (since both sides WILL be lead by rabid dogs in Cataclysm.. gg Garrosh and Varian, gg). And when we've killed each other to the point that the spirit healers don't wanna rez our stupid asses anymore, we'll have a brand new undead legion waiting to eat us all.